American Elephants

Christmas Gifts and Stocking Stuffers for Conservatives
December 12, 2008, 11:05 pm
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Time for a little shameless holiday plug!

You may have noticed I haven’t been blogging much lately (perhaps not).  This elephant has been very busy in his workshop, adding new designs to The Elephant Trunk just in time for Christmas. The perfect stocking stuffers, and stylish gifts for men, women, kids and even baby! — every conservative and Republican on your Christmas list. We even have non-partisan designs! T-shirts, sweatshirts, buttons, bumper-stickers, bags and much more for all your favorite members of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.

And we’ve got more designs on the way, so check back often. 🙂

Hassle free delivery is guaranteed by Cafe Press to arrive on or before December 24, if orders are placed by 11.59 pm by Tuesday, Dec. 16 for standard shipping — Saturday, December 20, for premium shipping — or Noon, Monday December 22 for 1 day shipping.

Every item comes with Cafe Press’ 30- day satisfaction guarantee.

We hope you’ll have a look, and even more, we hope you have a very Merry Christmas!

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Pet Owners Prefer McCain
July 20, 2008, 8:57 pm
Filed under: Election 2008, Politics | Tags: , ,

never trust a person who doesn’t love animals. Unless they were attacked as a child, or beaten with dead animal carcasses, or something similarly traumatic, there really is something deeply wrong with them. A new poll by “the-news-service-that-shall-not-be-named” and Yahoo News lends new political perspective to that belief.

According to the poll of 1,759 adults, pet owners prefer John McCain over Obama 42 to 37 percent. Dog owners prefer McCain by nine points, cat owners prefer him by three.

Conversely, the heartless, animal-hating minority of rat-bastards that don’t care enough about anyone but themselves to own a pet prefer Obama by 48 to 34 percent.

As far as the candidates go, the McCain family has an English Springer Spaniel named Sam, a mutt named Coco, turtles Cuff and Link, a black and white short-hair named Oreo, one ferret, three parakeets and a bunch of saltwater fish.

The Obama family has no pets, but Barack has promised his daughters a dog, “after the election.”

Looks like my instincts were right.