American Elephants

Time for a little shameless holiday plug!

You may have noticed I haven’t been blogging much lately (perhaps not).  This elephant has been very busy in his workshop, adding new designs to The Elephant Trunk just in time for Christmas. The perfect stocking stuffers, and stylish gifts for men, women, kids and even baby! — every conservative and Republican on your Christmas list. We even have non-partisan designs! T-shirts, sweatshirts, buttons, bumper-stickers, bags and much more for all your favorite members of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.

And we’ve got more designs on the way, so check back often. 🙂

Hassle free delivery is guaranteed by Cafe Press to arrive on or before December 24, if orders are placed by 11.59 pm by Tuesday, Dec. 16 for standard shipping — Saturday, December 20, for premium shipping — or Noon, Monday December 22 for 1 day shipping.

Every item comes with Cafe Press’ 30- day satisfaction guarantee.

We hope you’ll have a look, and even more, we hope you have a very Merry Christmas!

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